Monday, September 8, 2008

Hubby Of The Year Awards

3rd Place goes to:

Greece

2nd Place goes to:

Serbia

And the winner of the husband of the year is:

Ireland!
You gotta love the Irish. Ahhh... the Irish are true romantics. Look, he's even holding her hand!!

Honourable mentions:

The Canadians

The Cubans

And The German

Thursday, September 4, 2008

A German Sex Education Book For Children









Is it way too early for children to learn about sex? Would you consider this a good book?

All About Love



To My Friends Who Are...........SINGLE
Love is like a butterfly. The more you chase it, the more it eludes you. But if you just let it fly, it will come to you when you least expect it. Love can make you happy but often it hurts, but love's only special when you give it to someone who is really worth it. So take your time and choose the best.

To My Friends Who Are............NOT SO SINGLE
Love isn't about becoming somebody else's 'perfect person.' It's about
finding someone who helps you become the best person you can be.

To My Friends Who Are............PLAYBOY/GIRL TYPE
Never say 'I love you' if you don't care.
Never talk about feelings if they aren't there.
Never touch a life if you mean to break a heart.
Never look in the eye when all you do is lie.
The cruelest thing a guy can do to a girl is to let her fall in love when he doesn't intend to catch her fall and it works.


To My Friends Who Are............MARRIED
Love is not about 'it's your fault', but 'I'm sorry.'
Not 'where are you', but 'I'm right here.'
Not 'how could you', but 'I understand.'
Not 'I wish you were', but 'I'm thankful you are.'

To My Friends Who Are............ENGAGED
The true measure of compatibility is not the years spent together but how good you are for each other.

To My Friends Who Are............HEARTBROKEN
Heartbreaks last as long as you want and cut as deep as you allow them to go. The challenge is not how to survive heartbreaks but to learn from them.

To My Friends Who Are............NAIVE
How to be in love: Fall but don't stumble, be consistent but not too
persistent, share and never be unfair, understand and try not to demand, and get hurt but never keep the pain.


To My Friends Who Are............POSSESSIVE
It breaks your heart to see the one you love happy with someone else
but it's more painful to know that the one you love is unhappy with you.

To My Friends Who Are............AFRAID TO CONFESS
Love hurts when you break up with someone.
It hurts even more when someone breaks up with you.
But love hurts the most when the person you love has no idea how you feel.

To My Friends Who Are............STILL HOLDING ON
A sad thing about life is when you meet someone and fall in love, only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be and that you have wasted years on someone who wasn't worth it. If he isn't worth it now he's not going to be worth it a year or 10 years from now. Let go...

TO ALL MY FRIENDS.......
My wish for you is a man/women whose love is honest, strong, mature, never-changing, uplifting, protective, encouraging, rewarding and unselfish.

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This is very important, please tell all your friends and family members!
THIS MAY SAVE A LIFE!!!

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Jokes #1

*AIDs** VICTIM:*
*A man is dying of Cancer.*
*His son asked him : ' Dad, why do you keep telling people you're dying of AIDS ? '*
*Answer : ' So when I'm dead no one will dare touch your mom ! '*
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*Three Feelings :* *What's the difference between stress, tension and panic ?*
*Stress is when wife is pregnant*
*Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant*
*And Panic is when both are pregnant.*
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*Chinese Adam and Eve :* *If Adam and Eve were Chinese*
*We would still be in paradise because we Chinese would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake !*

Dedicate Your Time

Dedicate time to work: it's the price of success.
Dedicate time to think: It's the fountain of power.
Dedicate time to enjoy: it's the secret of youth.
Dedicate time to love and be loved: it's the source of joy and satisfaction.
Dedicate time to laugh: it mitigates the stress.


"Kindness is an inner desire that makes us want to do good things even if we do not get anything in return. It is the joy of our life to do them. When we do good things from this inner desire, there is kindness in everything we think, say, want and do."
Have a wonderful day!

Unspoken Communication: Girls VS Guys


True or untrue? Girls and guys, just voice out.