*AIDs** VICTIM:*
*A man is dying of Cancer.*
*A man is dying of Cancer.*
*His son asked him : ' Dad, why do you keep telling people you're dying of AIDS ? '*
*Answer : ' So when I'm dead no one will dare touch your mom ! '*
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*Three Feelings :* *What's the difference between stress, tension and panic ?*
*Stress is when wife is pregnant*
*Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant*
*And Panic is when both are pregnant.*
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*Chinese Adam and Eve :* *If Adam and Eve were Chinese*
*We would still be in paradise because we Chinese would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake !*
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*Three Feelings :* *What's the difference between stress, tension and panic ?*
*Stress is when wife is pregnant*
*Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant*
*And Panic is when both are pregnant.*
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*Chinese Adam and Eve :* *If Adam and Eve were Chinese*
*We would still be in paradise because we Chinese would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake !*
hei..its uite funny lah..ate the snake and no the apple...
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